More clearing of the creative pipes...

I know, I know, the following are a little bit on the lazy end from a creative standpoint and some are just plain bad, but I've found this kind of exercise helps get the creative juices flowing...by simply sitting down in front of the keyboard and hammering away.

Hope the following jokes, anecdotes, thoughts, etc. at least force you to crack a smile:

* If serial killers' club kicked someone out are they dismembered?

* If you get kicked out of a tavern or pub, are you disbarred?

* A policeman who has to go really bad stops his vehicle, gets out and takes a leak on the side of the road. Meanwhile, a passerby sees this, reaches in his pocket, pulls out a quarter and tosses it at the officer hitting him in the head to which the officer responds, "Owww, what was that for?" to which the man replied, "Well, I'm not sure about here, but at Kinko's it's 25 cents a Cop pee!"

* Whiny Boy says "You can't have common sense without common courtesy!"

* Am I the only one who's suspicious that Osama Bin Laden's real name just might be Cotton-Eye Joe!

* I'm starting a new drive to name December 23 "Christmas Adam" and Dec. 30 "New Year's Adam" because after all, didn't he come before Eve?

80s fun
* What did Marty McFly's girlfriend wear to their senior prom, after a round trip to 2009 and back? Vera Wang Chung.

* Did you hear about the DJ who got fired for playing "Born in the USA" over and over? The owner said he was too "Boss'y".

Tech stuff

* I have a sneaking suspicion that Blackberry phones were created by the fine folks at Shasta!

* Isn't it quite obvious that a blueberry popsicle company's slogan should be "Free Blue Tooth with every bite!"